Right, if you must insist... On to the boring stuff.
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Evidently, I don't claim any picture, character or world building elements under the 'fanfiction' section to be my own. Stories were created for entertainment purposes only. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made.
Stargate Atlantis, its characters and all related entities are the property of MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, Gekko Productions and The SciFi Channel. The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion and the Elder Scrolls lore are the property of Bethesda Softworks. Early Edition, its characters and all related entities are the property of CBS and Sony/Tristar. Jedi Apprentice and the rest of the Star Wars universe are the property of George Lucas, Jude Watson, Dave Wolverton & co. Sherlock is a BBC television series created by Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss and produced by Hartswood Films, BBC Wales & WGBH. The world and characters of Horatio Hornblower belong to C.S. Forester and Arts & Entertainment Television Networks.
The font used in the banner is "Dragonfly" by Rick Mueller and, to the best of my knowledge, is freeware (you can pick it up at http://www.fontspace.com/rick-mueller/dragonfly for example)
The snippet of code to randomly generate quotes comes from CodeLifter.com and its use was termed free for all those interested. The quotes themselves were gathered from all over the internet (thank you, Google) and I tried to attribute them to their correct authors. Some of my favourite links for quotes are over on the links page.
The NaNoWriMo buttons on the "fiction" page, as you might have guessed, come from the NaNoWriMo website.
All the other stuff you can find on this website is original, i.e. the stories archived under the 'fiction' heading and the web design including banner photomanipulation and drawings. Therefore, I would kindly ask you not to reproduce any or part of it without my express permission (which you will receive in almost every situation, I'm just curious as to where my stuff ends up).
Oh, well, to be exact, I'm not sure who took the actual picture in the banner anymore (either one of my parents or my sister), but for those interested: it was at the animal reserve of the "Domaine des Grottes de Han" in Han-Sur-Lesse in Belgium. Unless I'm very much mistaken, I believe the animals were tarpans in their pre-Photoshop life...
After that fascinating tidbit of totally useless information (you can decide for yourself whether that applies only to the previous paragraph or this entire page), feel free to continue your exploration. Please don't mind my spelling or grammar mistakes (too much): I'm not a native English speaker and I did try my best! Corrections are always welcome, of course.
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